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ASK I: “I’m actively clueless?”

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Q: I am more than half my gut. I’m my best barber. I grow a wire I rarely wear. I’m actively clueless?

A: You’re well on the road to life.

Keep a vital step for mid-life.

Look ignored.

Be patient, natural and comfortable.

Start out by listing.

Trust a steer that flatters you.

Shape “Lucky You” with hair on your face.

Knock on dozens of frames.

Build three pairs of glass pairs of glass women.

Keep a folder you want.

Look like mental notes you spot in the airport.

Gradually, the gaps in you close (with help).

Complete a time uniform.

Separate.

Worry about sharp charcoal.

Zip a stovepipe dark.

A smidgen of stretch will make a pea well-cut boots.

Loaf. Rush. Buck.

Eat your new watch, belt to trim!


Blackout composition, source: “Ask Teri”, Teri Agins, The Wall Street Journal, 1/22/15

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