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Ask I: “I prefer tea?”

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Q: Our son is marrying a march. I prefer tea?

A: When you’re the spotlight, go weak.

With love, your hat can be hair.

Buy anything you consider pants.

Try a crepe or a comparable solid cream.

Look clean.

Come fit to be buttoned up.

Consider an asymmetrical stovepipe.

Pump pewter or mat bronze.

Disappear on your feet.

Flatter a lover like you appreciate the floor.

Line a lean line (similar to the one you would get from ants).

Search the bride, get ideas!


blackout composition, source: “Ask Teri”, Teri Agins, The Wall Street Journal, 1/15/15.

in situ, below …

newspaper blackout



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