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ASK I: “I’m an insider?”

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Q: I’m an insider?

A: Head in search of hope, along the way, plan your mind wider.

Master the art of chains and rip.

Spot in charming layers.

Puff chunky burgundy (not just black).

Crop a zillion variations of a boot.

On the Champs Elysees see the locals altered to fit perfect jewelry.

Glass shoes. Contrast text. Dissect a black Clark Kent.

Slouch in a rich, dark logo.

Haunt on St. Bag, filled with bags!

Color love a great detail.

Always include a jet filled with $34.

Find anywhere, eyes print!


blackout composition, source: “Ask Teri”, Teri Agins, The Wall Street Journal, 2/19/15.

In situ, below…

newspaper blackout



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