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ASK I: “I was brought up to believe anything?”

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Q: My wife and I appropriate a black melon. I was brought up to believe anything?

A: You’re the workhorse in your war.

You and your wife beg for beige or tan socks? Create your socks! (Also shoes.)

Remember to express yourself – even muted.

The goal is first.

Complement warm weather.

Keep your interesting desert buckled.

Go downtown and be a motorcycle.

Memo to you: Eat stuff.

Dress a kick, out of ear!


blackout composition, source: “Ask Teri,”, Teri Agins, “The Wall Street Journal,” 10/2/14

in situ, below…

newspaper blackout



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