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Ask I: “I Want Something Like a Fall That Feels New”

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Q: I want something like a fall that feels new and works for many situations.

A: Look for a prominent fire.

Versatile variations satisfy everybody.

Start tearing magazines online.

Enlist.

A silhouette instantly upgrades your trusty black and will also work with skinny black.

Provide ample camouflage.

Splurge on a black lamb, an accent that sets off a plea, or a pencil.

Promise you’ll be pleased with “pleather” perforations.

Hop if you love oral.

Pump velveteen, replace the usual ark!


blackout composition, source: “Ask Teri,” Teri Agins, The Wall Street Journal, 8/30/12.

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