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Ask I: “What are the best shades of the gray shades?”

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Q: What are the best shades of the gray shades?

A: With every neighborhood the latest colors and artistic patterns, wonder women all ages can’t help draw.

A colorful cure is an inexpensive treat.

Shout light past your fingertips and square off an oval shape.

Extremes like art, glitter and French.

Wear nude closest to the skin.

Void a sensible approach.

Look seamless, but counterintuitive.

Espouse class or draw eyes in your hands.

True that trendy navy.

Gray a plum and Hades will pop from your hands too.

Remember.

Set the shade of your skin cool and frosted.

Polish or experiment with a number.

Act younger, longer, earlier.

Show feet flesh, your hands let it rip!

blackout composition, source: “Ask Teri,” Teri Agins, The Wall Street Journal, 3/5/14

in situ, below…

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