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ASK I: “Why should I keep hearing?”

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Q: I keep hearing. Why should I?

A: After scrutinizing including, I am convinced.

A shape must pass from all angles.

In today’s definition, irregularity is sharp IF you care.

Bras are “some women object.”

Light that old cup with a thin layer of foam and add my word for it.

You own a better you. Everything else cups more. Now disappear under your clothes.

Your only option? Smooth bright colors and print lace. Bow a lump into your back. Also, choose your skin color (as possible).

Before you measure a professional fitter, depart or store a foundation.

Lift mold without flesh spilling out the sides.

Can you hop by sticking to?

Know work, widely.

Make a season a suggest.

Tip from a sophisticated room.

Like jeans.

You have to keep trying.

Change from year to year.

Retain the shape, wash the hand!


blackout composition, source: “Ask Teri”, Teri Agins, The Wall Street Journal, 1/2/14.

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