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Ask I: “I want to look like guys?”

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Q: Every time I’m at a club, I look trampy. I love to wear mini or low-cut dresses, but I am almost ready to stop because…I want to look like guys?

A: Spandex a firm, slim figure by all means.

You can be longer.

Remember that you’ll always breathe – regardless of your age.

Aim to be the A-list copy, the spare models in ads.

Look effortless and weigh a lot of stuff.

A body is height exaggerated.

Follow these rules:

  • Avoid the navy.
  • Solids should be flimsy.
  • Cling to every crevice.
  • Firm and shape every angle in a three-way mirror.
  • Go with longer knees a couple of inches below the knee.
  • Look taller.
  • Wear hair or a pony.

Dress low, balance better!


Blackout composition, source: “Ask Teri”, Teri Agins, The Wall Street Journal, (date ???).

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